The nice thing about tumblr is that I can come back here after a long hiatus, see a couple posts, and realize, “Oh well, at least I’m not as crazy as these lunatics.” Nice confidence booster. :D
Blunt the knives, bend the forks,
Smash the bottles and burn the corks,
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!Cut the cloth and tread the fat,
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat,
Pour the milk on the pantry floor,
Splash the wine on every door!Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl,
Pound them up with a thumping pole,
And when you’ve finished if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
(via fuckingmultiverse)
Source: aarkenstone
Like if you got the casts of Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, etc. together, the whole of tumblr would have a collective aneurysm/orgasm. Yikes.
Whatever happened to enjoying a series without having to worship literally every single aspect of its being? Take it easy, tumblr. Take it easy.